"Seven In Search Of Ten" lyrics

Her profile picture looks appealing
The advert was misleading
He's on a date this evening
Trying to get with that perfect ten
She walked in, he was keen
Looking like Cara Delevingne
She had those gorgeous eyes
But evidently nowt between

And he don't want to be rude (Rude)
Let's do drinks not food (Food)
Can't stay long and it's getting on
'Cause I've got a lot of work to do
So he'll get back home
And that was that
Cause she's a lovely girl
But he won't text her back

He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got that higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swipe, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven that's in search of ten

They've been chatting for ages
She's got good conversation
She works in House Of Fraser
Pretty sure that she's a perfect ten
He likes this one for sure
Video call, he can't ignore
When he answered on the phone
He saw the toys all on the floor

And he don't want to be harsh
Even though they've got sparks
He didn't want kids and he'd never get rid
It should got them with her from the start
But he has to go
'Cause someone's at the door
But when she calls him back
She'll get that call ignored

He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got that higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swipe, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven that's in search of ten

He's on another date
Turned up twenty minutes late
Didn't even hesitate
To scan the room for that perfect ten
He finally spots her face
Sitting with a gin and lemonade
She lied about her age
And just a tad about her weight

But he don't want to be mean
Nor does he want to be seen
Out with her but it really won't hurt
If he stops in for a pint or three
But he don't drink and drive
And that's his limit
So he'll call a taxi
And he'll stick her in it

He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got that higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swipe, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven that's in search of ten

He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got that higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swipe, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven that's in search...

He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got that higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swipe, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven that's in search of ten