"World's Greatest Actor" lyrics

Roll out the carpet, break out the champers
'Cause the award for the best actor round here is you
Running your mouth full of more shit than Pampers
You've done a lot but we all know that none of it's true

Nobody's buying it yet
You're still supplying it yet
The most compulsive and elusive type of liar I've met
You never get out of bed
We know you're swimming in debt
But everybody please quiet on set cause

Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame open
Pull back but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor

They're not beliving you
That's why they're leaving you
We're not believing you

There's no ovation, they stand up on entry
Soon as you walk in everybody knows there's one up your sleeve
Every occasion is loaded with plenty
You've got a lot of nerve and all the people wanting to leave

Nobody's buying it yet
You're still supplying it yet
The most compulsive and elusive type of liar I've met
You didn't mean what you said
You made it up in your head
Can everybody please quiet on set cause

Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame open
Pull back but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor

They're not beliving you
That's why they're leaving you
We're not believing you

Here we go again
Another tale of some events
That never happened, he's a factual thief
He's got another script
But it's a little hit and miss
And now he'll tell it through the back of his teeth

Nobody's buying it yet
You're still supplying it yet
The most compulsive and elusive type of liar I've met
You've got us all in regret
The main event of a bet
Can everybody please quiet on set

Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame open
Pull back but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor

Lights, cameras, action, we're rolling
Low focus, keep the frame open
Pull back but don't get distracted
'Cause here comes the world's greatest actor

They're not beliving you
That's why they're leaving you
We're not believing you
That's why they're leaving you
Here comes the world's greatest actor