"Beach Happy" lyrics

Drove five hours south, set my cooler down
Laid my towel out and I ain't moved all day
I'm single again since I caught her with him
Like a sail in the wind, my blues is blown away
Got a lime in my beer and I'm sittin' here
On this beach, happy

These new Tommy Bahamas
Are blockin' out the drama
And I'm the one that's spendin' my cash
It could up and start a-rainin'
But nobody's complainin'
The sand's the only thing on my ass
I don't want her back
'Cause there's no makin' that beach happy

Hell, I brought the dog, she's chasin' a ball
She ain't like her at all, she don't run off on me
And I just saw a seagull land
I'm sunburned, workin' on a tan
There's a tiki cover band
And I can hear 'em sing, "Don't worry
No, don't worry, beach happy"

These new Tommy Bahamas
Are blockin' out the drama
And I'm the one that's spendin' my cash
It could up and start a-rainin'
But nobody's complainin'
The sand's the only thing on my ass
I don't want her back
'Cause there's no makin' that beach happy

Beach happy

These new Tommy Bahamas
Are blockin' out the drama
And I'm the one that's spendin' my cash
It could up and start a-rainin'
But nobody's complainin'
The sand's the only thing on my ass
She's just a thing of the past
In this Panama Jack
Sure don't want her back
'Cause there's no makin' that beach happy