"God Is Asleep At The Wheel And I'm Locked Inside The Trunk" lyrics

Totally
I wholeheartedly agree
That the world as we know it is gonna end soon
So, would you mind
If I borrowed some of your time
To tell you that I haven't got a clue
What I'm gonna do in the meantime

I guess I can sit around all day
Watching dumb shit on TV 'til my eyes rot
I guess I can do way more drugs
And just fuck while I'm high
And complain when I'm not

All the men who contributed to writing the bible are burning in hell now
Well I'm half asleep
And still sobering up
So I probably don't know what I'm talking about

I guess I can sit around all day
Watching dumb shit on TV 'til my eyes rot
I guess I can do way more drugs
And just fuck while I'm high
And complain when I'm not

Maybe, maybe every time that I get a phone call
I get very dizzy
And anxious and angry
I'm patiently waiting for the world to blow up
And take me entirely

I no longer have what it takes to make jokes about the things that
Make me feel so sad on the inside, but at least I know that I tried