"It's All Downhill From Here" lyrics

Rollercoasters never scared me anyway
In fact I always figured I'd go out in a blaze
Of fire and glory but my life is boring
So I'll probably just die of old age

But that's okay
Maybe I'll look cool when I go grey

Slow down, I can barely make it to the couch
Everything's spinning and my body feels so weak
What now? If I'm on the verge of passing out
Everything is spinning and my iPod Shuffle is singing me to sleep

Write your name to claim the drink in that cup
Consume every song from a limewire backup
Things could not be less exciting
Piercing, sterling, silver lining

But that's okay
Where there's a will there's something in the way

Slow down, I can barely make it to the couch
Everything is spinning and my body feels so weak
What now? If I'm on the verge of passing out
Everything is spinning and my iPod Shuffle is singing me to sleep