"Teenage Millionaire" lyrics

[Announcer:]
Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.
This evening I've got someone really interesting.
He's over from Old England and his name is... Robbie Williams.

[Rob:]
Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins!

[Announcer:]
Great. Right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there.
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?

[Rob:]
First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place but to answer your question I can't really answer it.
I suppose it was a bit like this...

Ha

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whiskey chasers
I ain't supposed to boast
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to boast
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire

A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

(It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)

Bothered Judy Garland
When I buggered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner's wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeding