"All My Friends Are Hot" lyrics

I know you want her number
'Cause everybody wants her number
Hello, you'll have to wait in line
She looks good in every picture
Sometimes I wanna kiss her
Make some players want to walk down the aisle
And if you like what you see, ya you'll like the rest
These bitches are the best of the best

All my friends, are stone-cold tens
Tongues get tied when they walk in
God bless the guys, who buy them drinks
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my friends, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't insecure
If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf
What the hell?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
Well all my friends are hot
All my friends are hot

If you see 'em in the bathroom
Girl don't get it confused
They're the nicest belles in this bar
One will hold your hair back
And one hold your beer
And one will tell you he ain't worth a broken heart
If you think they're attractive, ya well the fact is
Being pretty ain't even the best part

All my friends, are stone-cold tens
Tongues get tied when they walk in
God bless the guys, who buy them drinks
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my friends, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't insecure
If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf
What the hell?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
But all my friends are hot

The more the merrier, come on in
You got a pretty heart, you'll fit right in
There ain't no need to be hating
We're all hot by association

All my friends, are stone-cold tens
Tongues get tied when they walk in
God bless the guys, who buy them drinks
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my friends, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't insecure
If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf
What the hell?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
If they're patron and I'm just Jose, that's what the hey
You know all I've to say is
All my friends are hot