"I'm Always Mean To Jew" lyrics
(parody of "Mood" by 24kGoldn)
I am always mean to Jews, push 'em round like a bad dude
Always wanna tell 'em what to do
Put 'em on a train to
Places they had never been to, maybe they would find it cool
I'm so mean to Jews, Gypsies, and Asian browns too
I ain't wanna kill 'em, they're cute
Just wanted their shoes, took the gold out of their tooth
I just wanna hang out with you
I just have a bad rap, spent all my money on gas
They don't know me when they attack
Baby, I am not that bad, I hang out with Japanese
Maybe order some Chinese (to die)
They edit parts out of my interviews
I said I wanna be good friends with the Jews
They cut that out but kept the mad dude
Now we know why no one trusts the news
They take out of context when I try to kill them
"LOL JK, just trolling", that won't be on CNN
I am always mean to Jews, put them in a camp with great pool
Feed 'em pita from Zankou
Sorry if it ain't cool, hanging with your friends, playing pool
Please send complaints to
1942, Adolf Boulevard, Hamburg
Sorry your vacation isn't good
Next time I'll send you to get a tan in Cancun
I promise to be better, thank you
So every time I see you now and I say hello (hi)
You just walk by and act like you didn't look
Did you forget all the good times I gave you?
You never even paid me for the train ride
I should have gave them cages plated in gold
Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Playstation 4
With fish stickers on the wall and the ceiling
Disco ball and a DJ spinning
It's been pretty tough since the German depression
If I came off rough it was not my intention
I am always mean to Jews, push 'em round like a bad dude
Always wanna tell 'em what to do
When they tell me eff you, better pray to baby Jesus
You wouldn't like me angry at you
I'm so mean to Jews, I don't really hate them, it's cool
I don't wanna kill 'em, let's truce
Let's go on a gay cruise, drink a bottle of Grey Goose
Smoke a little meth and bang dudes
Yeah
Always wanna tell 'em what to do
Put 'em on a train to
Places they had never been to, maybe they would find it cool
I'm so mean to Jews, Gypsies, and Asian browns too
I ain't wanna kill 'em, they're cute
Just wanted their shoes, took the gold out of their tooth
I just wanna hang out with you
I just have a bad rap, spent all my money on gas
They don't know me when they attack
Baby, I am not that bad, I hang out with Japanese
Maybe order some Chinese (to die)
They edit parts out of my interviews
I said I wanna be good friends with the Jews
They cut that out but kept the mad dude
Now we know why no one trusts the news
They take out of context when I try to kill them
"LOL JK, just trolling", that won't be on CNN
I am always mean to Jews, put them in a camp with great pool
Feed 'em pita from Zankou
Sorry if it ain't cool, hanging with your friends, playing pool
Please send complaints to
1942, Adolf Boulevard, Hamburg
Sorry your vacation isn't good
Next time I'll send you to get a tan in Cancun
I promise to be better, thank you
So every time I see you now and I say hello (hi)
You just walk by and act like you didn't look
Did you forget all the good times I gave you?
You never even paid me for the train ride
I should have gave them cages plated in gold
Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Playstation 4
With fish stickers on the wall and the ceiling
Disco ball and a DJ spinning
It's been pretty tough since the German depression
If I came off rough it was not my intention
I am always mean to Jews, push 'em round like a bad dude
Always wanna tell 'em what to do
When they tell me eff you, better pray to baby Jesus
You wouldn't like me angry at you
I'm so mean to Jews, I don't really hate them, it's cool
I don't wanna kill 'em, let's truce
Let's go on a gay cruise, drink a bottle of Grey Goose
Smoke a little meth and bang dudes
Yeah
Writer(s): Naftali Lazewnik
