"We Blew Up" lyrics

"We Blew Up"
(parody of "Beautiful People" by Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid)

Jeddah
I'm a Saduni guy named Osama
Suntanned with a cave for a house
I like eating paninis and hummus
Sell bombs to my friends from town
Sometimes we get up on our camels
Smoke crack and we ride around
Our clothing is the same as our pajamas
Just a white little dance hall gown
We don't want no probs
We just do our jobs
Plant some bombs, get paid
Health costs and a paid vacation
People running scared
Judge our bombs and beards
This is so lonely here only because

We blew up the people
Got my explosive coat
Front row when that shit blows
A few dudes that just say bro
Kill all the world and shoot all the people
Shopping at Bonobrros
Got no designer clothes
But I'm the Al-Qaeda GOAT
I'm just a Saudi
That's how I do jihad
Jihad Aluwakbar
That's how we do jihad
It's not like you would know

Allah
Ride our camels to save on airplane fare
Only wanna fly when we plan, stay there
No one says that life as a bomb is fair
But tonight let's throw some arms up in the air
We don't fit in well
With our bombs and shells
I could use some help
Getting all of this TNT in here
We have fun and chill
Snort up some meth and pills
Bitches be clubbing till
It's last call

We kill all the people
Drop down and die, let's go
Bombs off with all our bros
Sunni squad pack crew goals
Let's hit up the dance floor
Shoot all the people
DJ Achmad Abu
Spinning his 1's and 2's
We came up from nothing dude
Now we start the party
That's how I do jihad
Jihad Aluwakbar
That's how we do jihad
But not like you would know

Jihad Aluwakbar


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