"Press Start" lyrics

Ever since I was a little boy
Not a movie kid and I wasn't the one to play with toys
Instead you'd see me on PC playing TF2
In my Pajamas I'm helping Putt-Putt save the zoo
Night to High Noon, no one's changing my tune
Crafting Roller Coasters, I'm boasting that I'm a Tycoon
Adjusting prices, I'm lighting the fire inside my core
Viciously I'm spitting out fireballs in the Guild Wars
When I enter the room I'm bringing Doom
Kaboom, blow out the doors, get my Payday 2
You're soon to be Dishonoured, betray you with a callout
Looking like a Dofus managing with the Fallout
I'm all out, welcome to your Rapture
A Far Cry from home, looking for Pokemon to capture
I'm gonna be the very best, testing my dedication
It's my World Of Warcraft owning Civilizations

Fighting for my clan, Hoshido need protection
See me in the court room raising up my objections
Infections? Get an injection inside my Hospital
I'm earning all these bells selling insects that are Tropical
I'm a Thief, a Sly Cooper whilst I'm staying quiet, solving problems on the High Seas, I'm a Puzzle Pirate
Professor Layton whilst I'm finding all these clues, placing Portals on the Moon then I'm flying like a Fighter Pilot
Mario Kart, tag Team Racing and I'm coming first
I'm enraging, Super Sayain in the Xenoverse
Kamehameha send you to Oblivion
Open up the Nether portal, stacking up Obsidian
Escaping locked rooms, Nine Nine Nine
Killing Hitler screaming: "Nein nein nein"
I travel Hyrule, I'm adventuring far
I'm the controller of my life, a Jump Ultimate Star