"#MyMorningRoutine" lyrics
Ashley Chiu Lyrics
(from "Eight Immortals (A Song Cycle)" soundtrack)
I wake up at 4 for morning pilates
Work on my core till 5:15
At 6 I do gratitude and intentions
Make sure the countertops are clean
Start meal prep at 6:20
Then mail hand-written notes to friends
By 7 I'm almost ready
To wake the kids
But first I cleanse
With my organic and all-natural
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
Effective (if not FDA approved)
Go on and click the link below
Be sure to use my promo code
So you can feel this energized and lean
It's an essential part of my morning routine!
Breakfast is served at twenty past seven:
Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
After I eat, I answer the questions
Asked by the voices in my head...
Uh... what was was I saying? Oh!
Get the kiddos out the door
Then take a little more
Of my organic and all-natural
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
It's harvested by shamans at low tide
The bottle says "some may expect psychosis as a side effect"
Oh...
But you know me, I'm not the kind to heed
Some dramatic government warning
So I make it part of my morning routine
I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
Like do you ever feel like someone's watching you through the walls?
Make sure that you're subscribed so you don't miss
My cosmetics haul next week!
My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
Comment below: what does the demon in the dryer tell YOU when he speaks?
It's hard to be a modern mom without that extra boost
I used to get from white wine and caffeine
But now I add this supplement to every cold-pressed juice
But enough about all that -
Let's get back to my routine!
Time melts away at 10:27
I lie on the floor and speak to God
My ancestors come at 10 past 11
To help with my scrapbook... decoupage!
I take off all my clothes and burn 'em, lather up in bacon grease
The ghosts are sleeping, don't disturb them!
First an offering, then I feast
On my organic and all natural, vegan, cruelty free, holistic
Widely-banned and mind-expanding
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
One serving's only nineteen calories!
Nothing makes the hours fly, like ego death and DIY
And I can do it all by 12:15
With my motivational shortcut
(It's not legal here anymore), but
Trust me, ladies, you're gonna see what I mean!
When you add this little supplement to your morning routine!
Work on my core till 5:15
At 6 I do gratitude and intentions
Make sure the countertops are clean
Start meal prep at 6:20
Then mail hand-written notes to friends
By 7 I'm almost ready
To wake the kids
But first I cleanse
With my organic and all-natural
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
Effective (if not FDA approved)
Go on and click the link below
Be sure to use my promo code
So you can feel this energized and lean
It's an essential part of my morning routine!
Breakfast is served at twenty past seven:
Egg whites and beet on whole grain bread
After I eat, I answer the questions
Asked by the voices in my head...
Uh... what was was I saying? Oh!
Get the kiddos out the door
Then take a little more
Of my organic and all-natural
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
It's harvested by shamans at low tide
The bottle says "some may expect psychosis as a side effect"
Oh...
But you know me, I'm not the kind to heed
Some dramatic government warning
So I make it part of my morning routine
I just love getting to share my daily thoughts with you all
Like do you ever feel like someone's watching you through the walls?
Make sure that you're subscribed so you don't miss
My cosmetics haul next week!
My goal here on this channel is to get you inspired!
I wonder what would happen if I set the curtains on fire?
Comment below: what does the demon in the dryer tell YOU when he speaks?
It's hard to be a modern mom without that extra boost
I used to get from white wine and caffeine
But now I add this supplement to every cold-pressed juice
But enough about all that -
Let's get back to my routine!
Time melts away at 10:27
I lie on the floor and speak to God
My ancestors come at 10 past 11
To help with my scrapbook... decoupage!
I take off all my clothes and burn 'em, lather up in bacon grease
The ghosts are sleeping, don't disturb them!
First an offering, then I feast
On my organic and all natural, vegan, cruelty free, holistic
Widely-banned and mind-expanding
Crushed Tahitian Moonstone Supplement
One serving's only nineteen calories!
Nothing makes the hours fly, like ego death and DIY
And I can do it all by 12:15
With my motivational shortcut
(It's not legal here anymore), but
Trust me, ladies, you're gonna see what I mean!
When you add this little supplement to your morning routine!
