"Can't Wait 2 Wait" lyrics

I can't wait to wait
Don't make me wait any longer
To wait makes us stronger
Your parts are little sneaks who don't want you to wait

Because they know in heaven
They get checked at the gate
Saint Peter don't let no sleaze get by
That's how angels are light enough to fly
Now doin' it may seem natural and legit
But there's a reason Stephen King named his killer clown "It"

It steals your youth and drags you into the sewer
But waiting guarantees you the perfect future

I can't wait to wait
Don't make me wait any longer
To wait makes us stronger
Premarital urges aren't itches to be scratched
So look up medical oddities 'til those feelings pass

Jesus waited
Santa waited
George Washington waited
Kermit waited
Snoopy waited
Dingus Duck didn't wait
Which is why you've never heard of him
He died of STDs from doing sex on a whim

I can't wait to wait
Don't make me wait any longer
To wait makes us stronger
You don't have to carry shrimp to be a super cool waiter

So let's make a date
To
Wait