"New York City Moms" lyrics
Ingrid Michaelson Lyrics
(from "Girls5eva Season 2" soundtrack)
New York City moms
Nobody waits longer than New York City moms
Delayed conception (mmm)
Scheduled C-section
Held off in that department
'Til they got themselves a two-bedroom apartment
Had to wait 'til they made partner
To pull the goalie with their partner
Bumps pokin' out of Eileen Fisher
Judged by their husband's out-of-town sister
But they're all doin' mighty fine
Squeakin' it in under nature's stupid deadline
Gray-bies having babies
They're New York City moms
(Ba doo ba doo doo doo)
New York City moms
Nobody gets more scans than New York City moms
Walkin 'round, sippin' on green juice
Googling "is it safe to dye your roots?"
Spent their twenties in a disco
Still younger than moms in San Francisco
Because kids weren't exactly the mission
When you've got a shower in the kitchen
With an assist from modern medicine
Finally catching up to Clooney, Jagger and Letterman
And they're all doin' mighty fine
They squeaked it in under nature's stupid deadline
Full-grown ladies
Havin' babies
Wombs in the game as long as Tom Brady
They're New York City moms
Nobody waits longer than New York City moms
Delayed conception (mmm)
Scheduled C-section
Held off in that department
'Til they got themselves a two-bedroom apartment
Had to wait 'til they made partner
To pull the goalie with their partner
Bumps pokin' out of Eileen Fisher
Judged by their husband's out-of-town sister
But they're all doin' mighty fine
Squeakin' it in under nature's stupid deadline
Gray-bies having babies
They're New York City moms
(Ba doo ba doo doo doo)
New York City moms
Nobody gets more scans than New York City moms
Walkin 'round, sippin' on green juice
Googling "is it safe to dye your roots?"
Spent their twenties in a disco
Still younger than moms in San Francisco
Because kids weren't exactly the mission
When you've got a shower in the kitchen
With an assist from modern medicine
Finally catching up to Clooney, Jagger and Letterman
And they're all doin' mighty fine
They squeaked it in under nature's stupid deadline
Full-grown ladies
Havin' babies
Wombs in the game as long as Tom Brady
They're New York City moms
