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"Jockpunk" lyrics

Screeching Weasel Lyrics

"Jockpunk"

Hey Coach, you got my tickets for the Suicidal Tendencies show at Medusa's tonight?
Yeah, Biff. Do you remember the game plan?
Sure! Me and the guys will use the T formation to take out as many punks as possible
That's right! Don't forget the quarter barrel. And remember, kick some ass!

Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel

You don't know you look totally lame
You're a jockpunk, man, it's a fuckin' shame

Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel

You're starting fights with people weaker than you
Come over here and I'll pound on you
Gonna whip you

Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel

You have a fit if the music's too slow
Your momma's calling, so you better go
Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel


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Writer(s): Benjamin M Foster
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album: "Screeching Weasel" (1987)
Screeching Weasel - Screeching Weasel album cover
Say No! To Authority
Wanna Die
Society
California Sucks
Murder In The Brady House
I Can't Stand Myself
My Song
High Ambitions
March Of The Lawnmowers
Leave Me Alone
Don't Touch My Car
7-11
Cows
Work
Wavin Gerbs
Liar
O.M.W.
Clean-Cut Asshole
Raining Needles
BPD
Experience The Ozzfish
Jockpunk
K-Mart Blues
Bates Motel
Hardcore Hippie
What Is Right?
Yeah Baby!
In The Hospital
(CD Bonus Track)
I Feel Like Shit
(CD Bonus Track)
I Hate Led Zeppelin
(CD Bonus Track)
American Suicide
(CD Bonus Track)
A Political Song For Screeching Weasel To Sing
(CD Bonus Track)
Twinkie Warfare
(CD Bonus Track)
Life Sucks (And So Do You)
(CD Bonus Track)
I Wanna Be Naked
(CD Bonus Track)
My Right
(CD Bonus Track)
Hey Suburbia
(CD Bonus Track)
Ashtray
(CD Bonus Track)
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