"March Of The Lawnmowers" lyrics

"March Of The Lawnmowers"

You always wanted a real nice lawn
Now your whole backyard is gone
Too bad you tried to cut your grass
Too bad that you ran out of gas

You drank just one too many beers
Now it's in your car and back to Sears
It ate up half your bedroom rug
But now you've got brand new spark plugs

You got a bitchin' mower now
You think you are the cat's meow
You only have yourself to thank
When we put Drano in your tank


Writer(s): Benjamin M Foster
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