"Clearasil (The Ladies)" lyrics
"Clearasil (The Ladies)"
[Girl 1:]
This is Ruth Ann Elliot's original Clearasil joke
[Girl 2:]
Well, you see, there was this girl
And she went into a department store
And she said, "What's the smallest size bra you got?"
And the guy says, "Thirty-two."
And she says, "Thank you," and she goes out
And she goes into another department store
And she says, and she says...
What?
Oh! Don't move too much
And she says, "What's the smallest size bra you got?"
And the man says, "Thirty."
And she says, "Thank you."
And she goes to the next department store
And she asks the clerk, "What's the smallest size bra you got?"
And he says, "A twenty-four."
And this time she was real mad
So she goes to the next department store
And says, "What is the smallest bra you got?"
And he says, "A twenty-two."
And this time she said, "Jesus Christ!"
And she went to the next department store
And tore open her blouse and said,
"What have you got for these?"
And the clerk says, "Clearasil"
[Girl 1:]
Did you get that, Eddie?
Writer(s): Alejandro Rose-garcia
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- Shakey Graves Lyrics
EP:
"Nobody's Fool" (2015)
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