"Haven't You Noticed (The Ladies)" lyrics

Alright, Eddie, you might not get this one, but try to understand
You see, there was this girl who was hitchhiking
And no one was giving her a ride
So she took all her clothes off, you know
And stood out on the road and waited for some—
Huh?
He's not gonna get it, I don't think so either

And she stood out on the road
And—perfectly naked, you know—
And along comes this guy on a bicycle
So she hops on the crossbar
And they're riding along

You know that thing
He says to her, "Haven't you no—"
Oh, shit I messed it up!
[?] Alright

And she's naked, and she hops on the crossbar
And about five minutes later she turns to him and says, "Haven't you noticed that I'm naked?"
And he says, "Haven't you noticed it's a girl's bike?"