"Flip Em The Bird" lyrics

You cut me off in your Tesla
You had the cheek to start honking your horn
Then you made this little gesture
With your arms, as if to say that I was in the wrong
On the A21
The A21
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
Giving me shit while I'm picking up my son
You and Elon can stick it where the sun don't shine
Y'alright mate?
I'm fine
Telling myself it's alright, keep calm but then I roll down the window
Stick out my arm, fuck you
Flip 'em the bird
Fuck you
Flip 'em the bird
The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
Fuck you
I just flip 'em the bird

Lying awake at night
Telling myself, I'm in the right
Why is everyone so fucking annoying, I don't know?
Lying awake at night
Telling myself, I'm in the right
Why is everyone so infuriating?

I was waiting at the zebra
For you to finish crossing the road
Take your fucking time mate
Walking too slow and staring at your phone, I might just hit and run
Hit and run
It might be fun
It might be fun
Slowing me down while I'm picking up my son
Take your fucking phone and stick it where the sun don't shine
Y'alright mate?
I said I'm fine, Laurie
Telling myself it's alright, keep calm
Then I roll down the window and stick out my arm
Fuck you

Flip 'em the bird
Fuck you
Flip 'em the bird
The bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
Fuck you
I just flip 'em the bird

Lying awake at night
Telling myself, I'm in the right
Why is everyone so fucking annoying, I don't know?
Lying awake at night
Telling myself, I'm in the right
Why is everyone so infuriating all the time?
Lying awake at night
Telling myself, I'm in the right
Why is everyone so hellbent on ruining my day?

My day, my day, my day
Day, hey
That was it, that was rock and roll guys
That was punk rock