"The Velvet Ditch" lyrics

Good evening boys and girls, this song is called, "The Velvet Ditch". Can I get a "Yee haw", Laurie?
Yee haw
Thank you, it goes like this

Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)
My old friend (My old friend)
A sweaty hand (Sweaty hand)
You'll always lend (Always lend)
Twist my arm (Twist his arm)
As I try to leave (Try to leave)
And I fall back in (Fall back in)
Comfortably (Comfortably)
Golden crown (Golden crown)
Rusty and brown (Rusty and brown)
Independent venue
Tear it down (Tear it down)
As if there's (As if there's)
Not enough (Not enough)
Luxury apartments in this town (In this town)
Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)
Velvet ditch (Velvet ditch)
It feels good until
Your feet start to itch (Feet start to itch)

And, oh, they're itching
And up
And down

Thank you boys and girls, good night