Sports Team - Kutcher Lyrics

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"Kutcher"

Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can't go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I got punk'd because

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

You fuck with my system again
I'll take your favourite pen
I'll take your t shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be fucking soft
I guess you got punk'd 'cause

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

But they're not together anymore

I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
See I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your mid-noughties MTV star

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Writer(s): Alexandra Greenwood, Alexander Rice, Benjamin Mack, Henry Young, Robert Knaggs, Oliver Dewdney

album: "Deep Down Happy" (2020)

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