"Where's My Wife" lyrics

Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my

She is handcuffed to the ceiling
Fan until the paint stops peeling and
Great-Auntie-Karma's got her paralyzed
She's alive in the thighs baby
Dead in the eyes baby

Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my

Two-legged-limp
Pajama shirt
She lies so still, her joints get worse
Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards
Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards
And faster, and faster, and faster faster faster faster

Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my

She is sobbing into my wallet she's
Getting high on chandelier polish and she'll
Never ever leave the house again no
She'll never ever ever leave the house again so

Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my

Her fantasies
Of phantom limb
He's gone she sees
A phantom him
In the blender, takes a swim to make the day dim faster
Takes a swim to make the day dim faster
And faster and faster faster faster faster

Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my

You hit mute with such precision
When Mona Lisa was on television
I cut myself on your paper prison
But all you've done has been forgiven
You hit mute with such precision
When Mona Lisa was on television
And darlin' to you I could never lie
The girl I was when I loved you
Loved you 'til the day she died