"How To Set Yourself On Fire" lyrics

A rat could have a heart attack with a tablespoon of soap and I know
I'd take much more than that
And I heard with a little sugar Lysol tastes like cherry coke
That's what I heard on the radio
Yeah I heard that blood can boil at 108 degrees
But you know, it'd take much more for me
And with your brains you couldn't see this cold heart was changing
Thawing out and you didn't know

So I moved on like I was told
Water your flowers and watch me go

This is what you waited for
Throw me on my way
You found someone else to need, replacing me
This is what you wonder
How long can I take the heat?
Watch me

So don't forget to pull a chair up, you don't wanna miss the show
And if you're squeamish with the stomach, better turn your head and roll
I'll be duct-taped to the sofa; I'll be soaked from head to toe
With cleaning liquids and chemicals
Already tried to guzzle Drano, shot ammonia up my nose
But you know it takes much more than that
If I could only find my matches then we would be good to go
So before you run out the door...

Get a light, get a light, get a light, get a light, get a light
It's no big deal; my mind's already gone
Get a light, get a light, get a light
Get a light, get a light, get a light, get a light...

This is what you wanted; now it's what I need
Let's be honest, how's your new man gonna top this night with me?
Forget all that you've heard
Hate's not a dirty word
Watch me

Thinking of the ways that I've been misplaced
Sitting by your side
I've got time to think it over
At this moment I'm content watching my life go by
You've watched me wade in this lake of shit
While you've stayed dry
You never mind the odor
I'll try to keep this smile until the moment I die