"WHAT'S THE PUNCHLINE" lyrics
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
Football lyrics that are shit and so annoying
If you're on the wing like Bale or Beckham, I'm throwing coins
I was bummy, I was chilling
Now, I'm back to turn the heat up
I was Nigel De Jong
I was shabby with my feet up
I'm back in business. Come test me
I'm kante at the fuel stop, It's SONG
I submit an album, start the next one next week
And I'm independent
My pension's stress-free
I'm singing at the football
Think my wallet ate the pies
And I hear subliminals from hates in disguise
I'll bot it 'til I'm gone, and Dog know I've got the time
If they were deaf, I wouldn't lowe 'em
I'd just fucking learn to sign
Gun finger's up. That's just what I like
A label tryna offer a 100 racks before the night
And I might but now I need some weed that I can light
'Cause I'm happy with a draw
I'm Sam fucking Allar Dyce
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
40 countries. Early twenties. I'm a stepper, stepper
I make it rain. The sun is out
But it's umbrella weather
My fortune teller's getting sacked
He said I'm bound for greatness
Bound for greatness?
What the fuck? I've been the goat for ages
Stopped smoking until all my songs are finished
'Cause my mother used to say there's no smoke without fire
Their fingers to the sky
When it's out, how's that?
I ain't here to play the game
I'm just a fucking umpire
Songer. Front runner at the bookies
I'm a safe bet
Bookies got it 17/5 because I ain't slept
Guaranteed to fuck it up
Lyric book is safe sex
Unknown numbers just remind me of my paychecks
In reverse I raise a glass because I made a statement
I don't answer all the calls of an unanswered favour
My coat ain't waterproof. It cost me 7-50
I guess we should chase the sun before we chase the paper
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
I could buy a 50-grand watch right now
Or spend a 100 racks up on a chain right now
Or film behind-the-scenes to try and show you I'm living
But the barman at my local would just call me a "dickhead"
I'm too proper
In my boys merch and grey jogger
Left my jacket at the crib because a plane's my rain stopper
Coined a couple phrases, but the plaques. They ain't copper
I'm in the NME
I've never been in shade bourough
I know a guy that'll burst it on your forehead
Like you've baptised in sparkling water
Smoking half of the quarter
Never moving with the devil
But I'll dance with his daughter
But she's gonna have to wait
I'm playing cards in the corner
Treble 20 blindfolded. I'm a natural performer
And my girl's a fucking menace, but I'm mad. I adore her
She loves playing cards. Even brought a pack to the sauna
That's the second hot flush
She got from acts that I taught her
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
Football lyrics that are shit and so annoying
If you're on the wing like Bale or Beckham, I'm throwing coins
I was bummy, I was chilling
Now, I'm back to turn the heat up
I was Nigel De Jong
I was shabby with my feet up
I'm back in business. Come test me
I'm kante at the fuel stop, It's SONG
I submit an album, start the next one next week
And I'm independent
My pension's stress-free
I'm singing at the football
Think my wallet ate the pies
And I hear subliminals from hates in disguise
I'll bot it 'til I'm gone, and Dog know I've got the time
If they were deaf, I wouldn't lowe 'em
I'd just fucking learn to sign
Gun finger's up. That's just what I like
A label tryna offer a 100 racks before the night
And I might but now I need some weed that I can light
'Cause I'm happy with a draw
I'm Sam fucking Allar Dyce
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
40 countries. Early twenties. I'm a stepper, stepper
I make it rain. The sun is out
But it's umbrella weather
My fortune teller's getting sacked
He said I'm bound for greatness
Bound for greatness?
What the fuck? I've been the goat for ages
Stopped smoking until all my songs are finished
'Cause my mother used to say there's no smoke without fire
Their fingers to the sky
When it's out, how's that?
I ain't here to play the game
I'm just a fucking umpire
Songer. Front runner at the bookies
I'm a safe bet
Bookies got it 17/5 because I ain't slept
Guaranteed to fuck it up
Lyric book is safe sex
Unknown numbers just remind me of my paychecks
In reverse I raise a glass because I made a statement
I don't answer all the calls of an unanswered favour
My coat ain't waterproof. It cost me 7-50
I guess we should chase the sun before we chase the paper
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
I could buy a 50-grand watch right now
Or spend a 100 racks up on a chain right now
Or film behind-the-scenes to try and show you I'm living
But the barman at my local would just call me a "dickhead"
I'm too proper
In my boys merch and grey jogger
Left my jacket at the crib because a plane's my rain stopper
Coined a couple phrases, but the plaques. They ain't copper
I'm in the NME
I've never been in shade bourough
I know a guy that'll burst it on your forehead
Like you've baptised in sparkling water
Smoking half of the quarter
Never moving with the devil
But I'll dance with his daughter
But she's gonna have to wait
I'm playing cards in the corner
Treble 20 blindfolded. I'm a natural performer
And my girl's a fucking menace, but I'm mad. I adore her
She loves playing cards. Even brought a pack to the sauna
That's the second hot flush
She got from acts that I taught her
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Tell me
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
What's the punchline, brother?
What's the punchline?
Where's the punchline, brother?
Where's the punchline?
Another rapper that can rhyme two words
But where's the punchline?
Where the fuck's the punchline?
