"Mic Check" lyrics

Hello, may I help you? Who is this?

I do not look good
I have not been on my grind
I wish a bitch would
Not, please
I don't talk to my parents and
My landlord is a Nazi
I'm loaded like the dice
Still I bet I'm 'bout to Yahtzee (Yahtzee!)
I need one valid reason
Not to end it all (Chemicals!)
That's a good point
To piggyback
Where are my edibles?
Mommy's medicine
I'm a congenital bitch
I'm sick of myself
I'm sicker than hell it goes

Mic check
Think I need a factory reset
Been swinging for the fence since recess
Waiting outside with the rejects but
No one's coming to pick me up
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Think I got a jacked up preset
Been feeling myself start to regress
All I want to be is decent
Yeah I need a pick-me-up

I'm an anxious avoidant
Attention whore but
I'll be so cringe before
I'll ever be boring
I'll be so fringe yeah
I'll be so unimportant
I'm so unimportant
I hate my whole wardrobe
But my body more so (Ew!)
I need the type of therapy
You gotta pay for
Out of pocket (Clock it)
I'm never in my bag
I'm in that pocket (Locked in)
Certain I've got toxins
Causing my brain to rot and
My life to be so exhausting
Meanwhile, I turn my throat
To an exhaust pipe
Meanwhile, I take the bait
I rage until I'm cross-eyed (Rancid cunt)
Meanwhile, I'm gagging on an
Apple like I'm hogtied
I'm boiling in a deep-fryer
Tryna win a cockfight
Shut the fuck up bitch
I'll win that shit too (Too!)
Top off this ten-piece
Like cock-doodle-doo (Doo!)
Flip off my enemies like
What's it to you?
They all say it's the end
Not with that attitude!

Mic check
Think I need a factory reset
Been swinging for the fence since recess
Waiting outside with the rejects but
No one's coming to pick me up
Mic check
Think I got a jacked up preset
Been feeling myself start to regress
All I want to be is decent
Yeah I need a pick-me-up

Yeah I got a pickup line
It's the pickup mic
Clipped to my lapel (Rolling)
And we're live!
Sir, are you aware that
You just crossed a picket line?
One Ben Frank I might just
Keep this from going live
Bitch I still do it for the vine (Yeah)
I do it for the personal essay
I'm 'bout to write (It's a memoir, so)
I do it cause my personality is bad vibes
I don't like myself and
I don't like you either, cypher
With all of my selves
I'm the preacher and the choir
For Chrissake every single one of you
Sounds tired! Take five!
The fire under your ass is getting fired!
Whatever goofy motherfucker's
Gassing you is lying!
No I'm not doing well
I'm not looking good
If I'm just being honest
I got one foot in the grave and
I got one in the comments
I got a devil on my shoulder
In my details, in my commas
Singing

Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
You'd better run me my
Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
Mic check one-two one-two
Run me my check

Mic check
Think I need a factory reset
Been swinging for the fence since recess
Waiting outside with the rejects but
No one's coming to pick me up
Mic check
Think I got a jacked up preset
Been feeling myself start to regress
All I want to be is decent
Yeah I need a pick-me-up