"Hotel Lady (Skit)" lyrics

[Juan Gotti:]
She puts her hands on a niggas head

[South Park Mexican:]
Yeah, that's funny
How the fuck did you know that?

[Juan Gotti:]
Man nigga it's not how I know it's how I found out, oh
That's good, nigga

[South Park Mexican:]
That's fucked-up

[Juan Gotti:]
Nah it wasn't it was good as a motherfucker
Just hit me back would have made me look stupid
I would've fucked her 2

[South Park Mexican:]
Hold up dog
That's just the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is
Dope House

[Woman:]
Hello? This is the front desk and it's way past your checkout time

[South Park Mexican:]
What? Hold on, is this really the front desk?

[Woman:]
Yes sir, this is the front desk and you need to leave or pay another day

[South Park Mexican:]
Man, that is amazing. I didn't know a front desk could talk
I'll tell you what
I'm a go downstairs and if the front desk starts talking to me I will leave that second, I promise

[Woman:]
Sir, I will call the police if you don't leave

[South Park Mexican:]
What you mean? You're a front desk that has hands too? Damn! That's amazing!

[Juan Gotti:]
Tell that front desk make us breakfast then!

[Woman:]
Sir, we're not playing