"Honest Man (Skit)" lyrics

[South Park Mexican:]
Damn! That pussy's good

[Angela Perez:]
Oh. You like that?

[South Park Mexican:]
Yeah

[Angela Perez:]
Oh

[South Park Mexican:]
Damn!

[South Park Mexican:]
Damn! Who the fuck's calling me?

[Angela Perez:]
Don't answer it

[South Park Mexican:]
Hold on let me see
No that's my baby mama, if I don't answer, she'll get her ass over here. Hold on
Just don't say nothing
Dope House

[Woman on phone:]
What are you doing?

[South Park Mexican:]
Nutting

[Woman on phone:]
What took you so long to answer the phone? What the fuck's going on?

[South Park Mexican:]
Nutting, man. Damn! I'll call you back

[Woman on phone:]
Whatever

[South Park Mexican:]
Alright bye

[Angela Perez:]
Carlos why do you lie to that girl like that?

[South Park Mexican:]
What you talking 'bout? I didn't lie to that girl. I told her I was nutting