"Going Soft" lyrics

Oh bad bad bad bad bad bad weather
Just focus on the scenery
Well I've been going soft
Run me from the top of the scene

So Davey and Sam met Trinny and Susanne
And Peter Paul and Anne at the pool
The weather got hot
They splashed around a lot getting cool

Oh you provide the cross
I'll do the nails myself
Oh dying's just as easy As putting up a shelf
A little to the right
Hold me or I might just slip off

I've been sleeping in Thumblands
I only listen to old bands
I pray the cd don't skip
Cause it keeps me going soft
Only on the weekend

Oh well the temperature dropped
So out they all got
But Trinny stayed to practice her crawl
I guess she got cramp
Cause when they pulled her out
She was all... Blue

Oh you provide the words
I'll say them all myself
Well lying's just as easy as putting up a shelf
A little to the left
Watch it man I'm starting to sweat

I've been sleeping in Thumblands
I only listen to old bands
I pray the cd don't skip
Cause it keeps me going soft
Only on the weekend

I've been sleeping in Thumblands
I only listen to old bands
I pray the cd don't skip
Cause it keeps me going soft
Only on the weekend

I've been sleeping in Thumblands
I only listen to old bands
I pray the cd don't skip
Cause it keeps me going soft
Only on the weekend