"Party All Day (Fuck All Night)" lyrics

When I was only three
My mama said to me
"Don't go screwin' a skanky girl
Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got three friggin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While a slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw
That's what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party all day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah
Fuck yeah!
...Fuck yeah, dude