"You Don't Make Me Feel Dumb" lyrics

Every morning
You cook me breakfast
You know how I like my eggs
Hot and gooey
Served on a plate that's sitting
Right there in between your legs

When I'm feeling low
I look down and I know
That your big empty head
Will be in the front row

You're the only girl I like to put my penis in
I was lonely, you were there for every angry inch
There were others but you were funner and you didn't
Make me feel dumb
You don't make me feel dumb
No you don't

You're no Einstein
I ain't either
I can't even spell his name
But I've never
Fucked a girl like you 'cause
Scientists are totally lame

The only theory I know
Is that your ass is so tight
I can blow my chunky load
Faster than the speed of light

You're the only girl I like to jam my penis in
There's no other girl I fuck
Without a rubber
I'm your bread and
You're my butter
When you stutter
I don't feel dumb
You don't make me feel dumb

No one ever could ever come between us
It's me and you and your short yellow bust
Forever

You're the only girl who's got a salad I wanna toss
I was hungry
You were there with creamy ranch dressing
Yummy yummy
In my tummy
You're a dummy who
Makes me wanna cum
You don't make me feel dumb

Come on
Faster
Come on you fucker, faster
You can't go any faster can you