"Edam Anchorman" lyrics

I took no notice of you until
I got to know you when I was home ill
I had the measles whilst you had a tan
You scanned the Autocue with sincere mind

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Just taking the can from the staff around the van
Edam anchorman
Edam anchorman

I bought a dagger and a picture of you
For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)
Revenge for all those unanswered calls (just remember)
I can see you but you can't see me

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Glowing in beige on the national stage
Edam anchorman
Edam anchorman

I wanna be there for you
We know all the shit you do
Ah! Ah!
Edam, Edam

Such a sinister bloke came in
On the telephone at home
Ah! Ah!
Edam, Edam

Edam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Just taking the can from the staff around the van
Edam anchorman
Edam anchor
Edam anchorman