"Sidewalk Serfer Girl" lyrics

Patty Whitebull fell asleep for fifteen years
Then unexpectedly she woke to joy and tears
She ordered pizza and then asked about her kids
They're all grown up now on the reservation grid

Sidewalk serfer girl
I'd do anything to catch you falling
Silent surfer girl
I'd do anything to be with you sometimes
Ooh

Since Patty left the scene things are so extreme
Sidewalk surfer girl's searching for a dream
Paraglide from space die your bungee best
Set yourself alight whilst famine kills the rest

Sidewalk serfer girl
I'd do anything to catch you falling
Silent serfer girl
I'd do anything to be with you sometimes
Ooh
Sometime
Ooh
Sometime
Ooh

When Patty's aunts are gone, the uncles will have fun
She cruised the streets at night, she left home on the run (swell)
She never talks to me, thinks I'm a major yawn (excuse me)
Return the difference, don't retake me, I'm no pawn

Sidewalk serfer girl
I'd do anything to catch you falling
Silent serfer girl
I'd do anything to catch you falling
[x4]

(I dream of sidewalk serfer girl)