"Call Your Mom" lyrics

Dishes in the sink, laundry left in a pile for me
How romantic, can hardly stand it
Tracking in muddy boots really puts me in the mood
Gets me going, oh, how'd you know it?

I guess that someone else came and did this long before I came in the picture
That you counted on
And that's all fine and dandy, but I ain't some kind of damn parental figure
If that's what you want

Call your mom
'Cause I ain't no Betty Crocker spouse
Bet she's home
Table set at 7:30, wow
I can be your lover, I can be your best friend
You already got a mother, Sharon, she's the best, yeah
She loves you and I do too, but she'll do for you things I'll never do

Wonder if your dad ever drove your mama mad
Like you do me, so, sue me
If I don't want the gig, the description doesn't fit
Dial away, if that's what you want

Call your mom
'Cause I ain't no Betty Crocker spouse
Bet she's home
Table set at 7:30, wow
I can be your lover, I can be your best friend
You already got a mother, Sharon, she's the best, yeah
She loves you and I do too, but she'll do for you things I'll never do
Call your mom
Call your mom

Call your mom, call your mom
Make sure you're taking your medicine
Pick up your shit again
Call your mom, call your mom
Maybe she'll even put down the seat
Baby, that just ain't me

Call your mom, call you mom
'Cause I ain't no Betty Crocker spouse
Bet she's home
Table set at 7:30, wow
I can be your lover, I can be your best friend
You already got a mother, Sharon, she's the best, yeah
She loves you and I do too, but she'll do for you things I'll never do
Call your mom
Call your mom

Call your mom
Call your mom, call your mom
Call your mom
Call your mom
Call your mom
Call your mom, call your mom

She'll do for you things I'll never do
Call your mom, call your mom
She'll do for you things I'll never do
Call your mom, call your mom
She'll do for you things I'll never do
I'll never do