"Something To Drink About" lyrics

There's always a Bud Light finding your lips
There's always a big game you don't wanna miss
There's always a reason you can't find the door
And boy, if you're needing one more, well

I'll give you something to drink about
An empty bed when you're crawling home at 3 a.m.
But don't worry baby 'cause
I'll leave you something to think about
A Polaroid of a body that you'll never touch again
So stay out with your friends
And burn the whole damn bar down
'Cause you've got something to drink about now

You'll have an excuse when your mama calls (Hey Barb)
Say I left and you're lonely
And you need alcohol
Now that I'm gone you'll have plenty of time
To relax, regret, and unwind

I'll give you something to drink about
Another man holding me with bigger hands
But don't worry baby 'cause
I'll leave you something to think about
A Polaroid of a body that you'll never touch again
So stay out with your friends
And burn the whole damn bar down
'Cause you've got something to drink about now

It's gonna take a lot to drown my memory
But at least you'll get a little help from me

I'll give you something to drink about
An empty bed when you're crawling home at 3 a.m.
But don't you worry now baby 'cause
I'll leave you something to think about
A Polaroid of a body that you'll never touch again
So stay out with your friends
And burn the whole damn bar down
Drinks up, cheers to your loss
'Cause I'm gone and you've got
Something to drink about now

(Just giving you what you always wanted baby)