"Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year" lyrics

The following songs you're about to hear, the first one is not made to make fun of anyone. AIDS, we don't have to go into how dangerous and rotten it is. I don't write songs for jokes unless I let you know. Melodies come, if I can catch it, fine. If I don't, that's the way it is. The AIDS, in my opinion, is sin because of disobedience to God's laws and fornication, sex before marriage, whatever. This song was written when aids were still a reducing candy bar, way before Rod Cutsen, way before Liberace, about the early eighties, 81 or 80. It's a small word in the dictionary. And no one's trying to make fun of anyone. We are sorry for those who have it. When I wrote this song, it was just a word

Santa Claus has got the Aids this year
And he won't be around to spread his Christmas cheer
The reindeer all look blue
They know what he's going through
Santa Claus has got the Aids this year

He won't be singing out ho ho ho
But he'll be yelling out, no no no no!
The nurses all look sad
Because Santa's got it bad
Santa Claus has got the AIDS of this year

Hello there. Hello there. This is Santa Claus speaking. I won't be around this year. I'm sick. I'm sick. But next year, next year, I've got the Aids. Next year, if they come up with a cure

12 months to wait and then
He'll soon be around again
But Santa Claus has got the Aids of this year
12 months to wait, and then
He'll soon be round again
But Santa Claus has got the Aids this year