"The Ballad Of An Impotent Troubadour" lyrics

These are the songs I sing all day long
An impotent troubadour
These are the strains, melodic refrains
Of an impotent troubadour

I cuddle and kiss
All the young girls, you see
So no one has
To pity me

Life still goes on
Life's still a song
For the impotent troubadour

Put your turn-table on
And please, please hear the song
Of an impotent troubadour