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"Can Your Monkey Do the Splits?" lyrics

Todd Snider Lyrics

"Can Your Monkey Do the Splits?"

Can your monkey do the splits?
Can your monkey do the splits?
I said it would be the shit
If your monkey did it
About as hip as it gets, if the conniption fits
Come on out with it

Can your monkey do it?
Make him do it
Can your monkey do it?
C'mon

Can your monkey do the splits?
Can your monkey do the splits?
I said it would be the shit
If your monkey did it
About as hip as it gets, if the conniption fits
Come on out with it
Can your monkey do it?
Make him do it
Can your monkey do it?
Make him do it


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album: "My Second Rodeo" (2026)
Todd Snider - My Second Rodeo album cover
Freewheelin' (Every Day At A Time)
Solid Country Gold
(I Got That) Deja Vu
Can Your Monkey Do the Splits?
Stoner Yodel Number 3 (Give Me A D For Gym Class)
The Manifesto
One Nation Under Fire
My Second Rodeo
Sunday Go To Meeting Looking
The Moon Tonight
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