"Stoner Yodel Number 3 (Give Me A D For Gym Class)" lyrics
Give me a D for gym class
Give me a D for math class, too
Give me a D for gym class
A D for math class, too
A GED for my dumb ass
And a pretty good talking to
Well if you ain't got no paper
Mama, we sure can't roll no J
Well if you ain't got no paper
Mama, you sure can't roll my J
Yes. We'd be rolling us more numbers than 10,000 DJs could play
I'm going to buy myself some Fritos, and a cherry-mist Mountain Dew
I'm going to buy myself some Fritos, and a cherry-mist Mountain Dew
I'm gonna shoot myself some bullshit with the fellas, like I always do
Well I'm going where that reefer burns like a forest fire
Well I'm going where that reefer burns like a forest fire
This dirt weed you're smoking burn like a rubber tire
I would rather drink bong water
Than sleep on a stranger's floor
I would rather drink bong water
Than sleep on a stranger's floor
Than just about anything as I ever done before
Yodel-lay-he-ho
Yodel-lay-he-ho
Yodel-lay-he
Give me a D for math class, too
Give me a D for gym class
A D for math class, too
A GED for my dumb ass
And a pretty good talking to
Well if you ain't got no paper
Mama, we sure can't roll no J
Well if you ain't got no paper
Mama, you sure can't roll my J
Yes. We'd be rolling us more numbers than 10,000 DJs could play
I'm going to buy myself some Fritos, and a cherry-mist Mountain Dew
I'm going to buy myself some Fritos, and a cherry-mist Mountain Dew
I'm gonna shoot myself some bullshit with the fellas, like I always do
Well I'm going where that reefer burns like a forest fire
Well I'm going where that reefer burns like a forest fire
This dirt weed you're smoking burn like a rubber tire
I would rather drink bong water
Than sleep on a stranger's floor
I would rather drink bong water
Than sleep on a stranger's floor
Than just about anything as I ever done before
Yodel-lay-he-ho
Yodel-lay-he-ho
Yodel-lay-he
