"Beautiful Mind" lyrics

Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert Lyrics

"Beautiful Mind"

Please take a seat
Never really done this before
That's okay, just tell me the first thing that comes into your head
Okay

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats
That cover up their blowholes (Aw shit!)
Clouds with faces but they're upside down
So it looks like their rain is hair (Fuck yeah!)
Santa Claus going down a chimney
But the chimney is a cigarette and the house is a man
Bowling balls made out of peanut butter
But they're the bubbles in a big rubber hubba bubba bubble bath

Oh, my, god, you got a beautiful mind
I, know, so sit back and enjoy the show
How did we both end up here
I don't know, and I don't care
So come on, let's get it on

Doctor holding a big bottle of tonic
But the bottle's full of rings and the doctor is Sonic
Jimmy Fallon with a hat on (Jimmy Fallon with a hat on)
Man full of jelly but the jelly full of ham
Baby with two wheels instead of hands
Doctor, doctor, is there something wrong with me?
Give it to me straight doc, what do you see?

You're never gonna amount to nothin'
Look into my eyes, can't you see I love you dearly
And the award for best psychiatrist goes to
Why does he keep watching Speed 2?
Doctor!

Beagles eating bugles while a poodle plays the flugelhorn (What?)
Horny foreman foraging for mushrooms in an ice storm (Good God!)
Big pies with big eyes and big thighs
Anaconda in a condescending disguise
Sandra Bullock, specifically from Speed 2
Fighting with my best friend's aunt at a barbecue
A frog doing his taxes while he sits on a swing
But that's just what I see
I can see the same thing

Ahhh, you've got a beautiful mind
I can see my destiny (Got a beautiful mind)
And a bear learning how to water ski
Ahhh, you've got a beautiful mind
I see the past and the future as one
Also a honey bee holding a gun

Fourteen gerbils in a kiddie pool (Yes)
Robot crying softly on a bar stool (Yes)
Santa's elves unionise the North Pole (Ohhh yes!)
Gimli locking lips with a cute troll (Yes!)

A lawyer and a barber barter baubles underwater
And the lawyer and the barber disagree on the fee
And that's a beautiful tree
I don't see a tree
What do you see?
You and me!

Ahhh, we've got a beautiful mind
We can see through space and time (Got a beautiful mind)
And a bunch of clowns beating up a mime
Ahhh, we've got a beautiful mind
We see our hearts and minds start to unite
Also a farting guy flying a kite

Oh, my, god
We've got a beautiful
Mind


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