"Everybody Needs Me" lyrics

I think the world's gone braindead, since when did everybody identify as they/them?
Cut off all their penises and trade them for some fake breasts, I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it's weird that the world's so offended, they tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic, and they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections
Everybody's offended by everything, every second and any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant
I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders, who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson
And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera, conviction ain't gonna happen, hid the evidence
Instead of putting him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled, we try to fill the prison cell with the president

Born in Canada, moved to the USA
Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)
Tell him save me mon (Tell him save me mon)
Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)
He a chi chi mon (He a chi chi mon)
Mon, mon

I think the world's gone mad
Does Black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?
Everytime I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants, they havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It's weird, take a look at your history, you're yellin' "Free Palestine"
Look what happened when you freed Britney
Your children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said
I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, keeps the Epstein listies hid from existence
I don't wanna be nobody other than me
I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breathe
Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee

Born in Canada, moved to the USA
Where you're probably a racist if you're not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Don't call me a white boy, I identify as black
My pronouns are the ones you didn't use, so now I'm mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
I can't say the r-word so y'all are handicapped

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she, everybody needs me

Gwan de doctor (Gwan de doctor)
Tell him save me mon (Tell him save me mon)
Me da see one rapper (Da see one rapper)
He a chi chi mon (He a chi chi mon)
Mon, mon