"Glenda And The Test Tube Baby" lyrics

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Victory
If Glenda she
Had a baby
Oooeee

Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she thought surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby

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Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby...

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Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby...

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