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Toy Dolls Lyrics

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EP: "The Toy Dolls" (1981)
Tommy Kowey's Car
She's A Worky Ticket
Everybody Jitterbug
Teenager In Love
I've Got Asthma
album: "Dig That Groove Baby" (1983)
Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby album cover
Theme Tune
Dig That Groove Baby
Dougy Giro
Spiders In The Dressing Room
Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
Up The Garden Path
Nellie The Elephant
Poor Davey
Stay Mellow
Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance
Worse Things Happen At Sea
Blue Suede Shoes
Fiery Jack
Theme Tune
(Instrumental)
album: "A Far Out Disc" (1985)
Toy Dolls - A Far Out Disc album cover
A Far Out Theme Tune
She Goes To Finos
Modern School Of Motoring
Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
Bless You My Son
My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
Come Back Jackie
Do You Want To Finish Or What?
We're Mad
A Far Out Theme Tune
EP: "Singles 83 / 84" (1985)
Cheerio & Toodle Pip
H.O.
Alfie From The Bronx
Hanky Panky
We're Mad
Rupert The Bear
Deidrie's A Slag
album: "Idle Gossip" (1986)
Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip album cover
Idle Gossip
Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
The Lambrusco Kid
You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
Geordie's Gone To Jail
Silly Billy
If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
PC Stoker
I Tried To Trust Tracey
Keith's A Thief
I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)

album: "Bare Faced Cheek" (1987)
Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek album cover
Bare Faced Cheek
Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
How Do You Deal With Neal?
Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
A. Diamond
Quick To Quit The Quentin
Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
Neville Is A Nerd
Park Lane Punch Up
The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink
Bare Faced Cheek
album: "Wakey Wakey" (1989)
Introduction
(Instrumental)
Wakey Wakey Intro
(Instrumental)
Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
Pot Belly Bill
One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
Sabre Dance
(Instrumental)
Davey's Took The Plunge
There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
No Particular Place To Go
Poverty Pleadin' Peter
Blaze Of The Borough
Wakey Wakey Outro
(Instrumental)
Goodnight Irene
(Instrumental)
album: "Fat Bob's Feet" (1991)
Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet album cover
Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic
Fat Bob's Feet
We Quit The Cavalry
The Sphinx Stinks
Rodney's Memory
Olga Crack Corn
(Instrumental)
Bitten By A Bed Bug!
Kids In Tyne & Wear
Frankie's Got The Blues
A Bunch O'Fairies
Yellow Burt
Back In '79
The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro
Turtle Crazy
(Bonus Track)
album: "Absurd-Ditties" (1993)
Absurd-Ditties
I'm A Telly Addict!
"Terry Talking"
Ernie Had An Hernia
Toccata In Dm
(Instrumental)
My Wife's A Psychopath!
Sod The Neighbours
Melancholy Margaret
Drooling Banjos
(Instrumental)
Alec's Gone
When You're Jimmy Saville
Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
Dez The Demon Decorator
Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)

album: "Orcastrated" (1995)
Toy Dolls - Orcastrated album cover
Orcastrated
(Instrumental)
Poltergeist In The Pantry
Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
Taken For A Mug
Any Dream Will Do
Harry's Hands
David's XR2
Pot Luck Percy
Ivy's Lurid Lips
The Psychosurgery
Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Bowling Barmy
Orcastrated
(Instrumental)
album: "One More Megabyte" (1997)
Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte album cover
One More Megabyte
I'm A Lonely Bastard
She's A Leech
Me 'N' John Williams
She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
Fred Oliver
In Tommy's Head
Bored Housewife
The Memory Of Nobby
The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
album: "Anniversary Anthems" (2000)
The Anniversary Waltz
My Baby Is A Battleaxe
Her With A Hoover
Alec's Back
Dorkamania
Audrey's Alone At Least
Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik
(Instrumental)
Charlie's Watching
I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
Livin' On Newton Hall
What She Had With Huey
I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
Livin La Vida Loca
The Anniversary Waltz
We're 21 Today
album: "Our Last Album?" (2004)
Toy Dolls - Our Last Album? album cover
Our Last Intro?
The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
Cheatin' Chick Form China
Davey's Days
No One Knew The Real Emu
I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
Jean's Been
Rita's Innocent
She's So Modern
Chenky Is A Puff
I Caught It From Camilla
Our Last Outro?
The Final Countdown
Tony Talks Tripe
Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead (New Recording)

album: "The Album After The Last One" (2012)
Toy Dolls - The Album After The Last One album cover
Olgamental Intro
Credith Crunch Christmas
Molly Was Immoral
Sciatica Sucks
B.E.E.R.
Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
Don't Drive Your Car Up Draycott Avenue
Dirty Doreen
Down At The Old 29
Marty's Mam
Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma
Olgamental Outro
album: "Episode XIII" (2019)
Toy Dolls - Episode XIII album cover
Previously
Arthur Clark's A Dark Horse
Benny The Boxer
Knickers Off In Mykonos
The Laptop Lifter
Waffle Woman
Christine's Clothes
She's A Worky Ticket
El Cumbanchero
(Instrumental)
Señor Benidorm
Richard Clayderman's A Creep
Until Next Time
(Instrumental)
other songs:
Griefsville
I Can See You
James Bond Lives Down Our Street
Olga... I Cannot!