"Poltergeist In The Pantry" lyrics

I felt like snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door
Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee

You might o' guessed, I am possessed
I really must insist
May I suggest to invest in an exorcist?

Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo
Poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...
In the pantry

I went goose-pimplyfied
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide for me
I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist I saw
(Really? Really!)

Yeah
I took the dive 'fore forks and knives
To stake that was no way
It would appear this spook was here to stay

Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo
Poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...

You might o' guessed, I am possessed
I really must insist
May I suggest to invest in an exorcist?

Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo
Poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...
In the pantry

Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo
Poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...

In the pantry
Poltergeist
In the pantry
Poltergeist
In the pantry
Poltergeist
Yeah