"Christmas Sleigh Ride" lyrics

"Christmas Sleigh Ride"

We're gonna figure it out right now
Yep, here it goes
And we're here
Um
Merry Christmas
Should we, where should we go
Hey man, it's cold as shit
We freeze our dicks out here
Just like that
Hey man, it's cold as shit
That's right. We're freezing our dicks out here
I'm trying to roll Paul this doobie and pour me this glass of beer
Thanks, man
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go
We're shoveling snow. It's- A little bit of Christmas cash to blow
Extra to blow
M- merry up, let's go
All right, go back, go back
We're shoveling snow
We're trying to get some extra cash, Christmas cash to blow
Buying this, buying that, it sure goes fast
All the Christmas cash
Yes
I can't really think of another way I really wanna spend my dough
Our cheeks are red, frozen quicker snowmen are we
We got two rusty shovels and a truck and I really gotta pee
Smoke it up, smoke it up, smoke it up, puff and pass
Hurry up Christmas and get here fucking fast
Or we're gonna kick this horse- Son of a bitch in his fucking ass