"Pumpkin Boy No More" lyrics

Within no time Pumpkin Boy had been captured
And brought in front of the King of the Order

You're quite the talk of the town, Pumpkin Boy
Explain yourself

Well, well, King, um
I'm sorry about being a problem at all
But it's just that I've been doing this for like, over 10,000 years
Uh, for, for you and, uh
All those years in the darkness, uh, so made me wonder
Why we're not allowed to be ever in the light or human

You've learned nothing during your time here
I shall make an example of you to others who choose to hope and pray for things to be different from the way that I've whittled them
For your punishment I shall give you exactly what you want
And a 10,000-year-old human you shall be

The jagged rock in the King's scepter glowed and trembled as the entire Order of Sarwen watched as Pumpkin Boy turned to a human boy
Then a man, went through the ages and withered to dust (No!)
(Pumpkin Boy, no!)

Don't be afraid, my child
Your journey's not over yet

It's a boy
It's a boy
It's a boy
Did I just say it was a beautiful girl
If I could've gone in, huh
Oh, beautiful