"Evil Is Contagious" lyrics

I'll take a one-way ticket to the bottom
We can all go and bring our problems
'Cause there ain't no cure or a hero that'll save us
Better stay away 'cause evil is contagious

Two days ago I met a girl who invited me to spend the night
Yes, she worked at late at this strip club, paid in a tip
Called money was her favorite vice
But love must not pay
Cause she had a rock on her hand that she hid
Claiming her man was a piece of shit
"So this is what he's gonna get"
She said, "Spend the night, we could take a ride
I know the fastest way down there"

Let's take a one-way ticket to the bottom
We can all go and bring our problems
'Cause there ain't no cure or a hero that'll save us
Better stay away 'cause evil is contagious

(Evil is contagious)
(Evil is contagious)

The next day, while I was walking down the street
I saw two drunk men squaring up and one shouted, "Freak!" (Fucking freak)
The other man laughed, wearing blue jeans and plaid
He said, I look like a f... so I had to ask
What's the problem wearing what I like?
You don't have an answer 'cause you know that deep inside
It makes you wanna act up, don't be so mad, let's be real
Does it come from your dad?
In response, he said, "Well..."

I'll take a one-way ticket to the bottom
We can all go and bring our problems
'Cause there ain't no cure or a hero that'll save us
Better stay away 'cause evil is contagious

(Evil is contagious)
(Evil is contagious)

The same day I couldn't believe my eyes
In the rearview, there's red and blue lights
I heard a knock on my car window, then I heard
"Do you know why I pulled you aside?"
I said, "Let me guess, you got beat as a kid"
He cried and he cried and he cried
And said
"You know I'm still gonna give you the ticket, right?"
Ugh

I'll take a one-way ticket to the bottom
We can all go and bring our problems
'Cause there ain't no cure or a hero that'll save us
Better stay away 'cause evil is contagious

Na, na, na, na
Evil is contagious
Na, na, na, na
Evil is contagious