"Drunk Tank" lyrics

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Happy hour is every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it sociably
Every night the same old thing I get behind the wheel
I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Something's wrong I'm waking up out on the concrete floor
Hey, excuse me officer will you show me to the door
I'll pay a fine and promise well never again
And if I lose my job I'll be drinking by profession

I'll never drink again
I'll never drink again

Lose my license for a year is part of the consequence
Then enroll in A.A. with all my drinking friends
It doesn't matter, it's okay, there's no need for regrets
Because I know in no time that I'll be there again

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me