"Land Of Misfit Toys" lyrics

"Land Of Misfit Toys"

There's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys
It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils
The other toys are really getting pissed
Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy

There was a time, a day not long ago
When everyone was happy and the sun used to shine
But now those old days are gone they're ready to revolt
Because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries

The toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job
Off the market due to stupid fucking cops
We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys

There's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys
It seems the king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils
The other toys are really getting pissed
Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy

The toy gun's pissed because he can't find a job
Off the market due to stupid fucking cops
We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys


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