"Guys Like Me" lyrics

Jack on my breath, flask in my boot
Tie on my neck, tag in my suit
'Cause I'ma take it back to Macy's
'Bout the time y'all are making them honeymoon babies
Baby, I heard my replacement
Excels in spreadsheet situations
Clean cut, real good Christian
Guess you had to get me out of your system first
But shoot, if it wasn't for me
We wouldn't be in this church

'Cause the only way to that CPA
Was right through this country singer
One more song from the stepping stone
To that shiny rock on your finger
The way I see, baby, y'all owe me
For all the love y'all are in
'Cause it's guys like me that make girls like you
Fall for guys like him
Fall for guys like him

Nah, it don't make sense
Bought y'all a toaster
He's got the bread, I couldn't be broker
Speakin' of toast, ding, ding on this glass
I propose a toast to my ass

'Cause the only way to that CPA
Was right through this country singer
One more song from the stepping stone
To that shiny rock on your finger
The way I see, baby, y'all owe me
For all the love y'all are in
'Cause it's guys like me that make girls like you
Fall for guys like him
Fall for guys like him

Wish I was plastic me next to plastic you
Up on that classic cake, but I get it
Congratulations, you upgraded
Y'all are a match, but who made it
You're welcome

The only way to that CPA
Was right through this country singer
One more song from the stepping stone
To that shiny rock on your finger
The way I see, baby, y'all owe me
For all the love y'all are in
'Cause it's guys like me that make girls like you
Fall for guys like him
Fall for guys like him

Some guys like me make girls like you
Fall for guys like him, yeah