"Next Wife" lyrics

Baby, I know I drive you crazy
Ain't nobody in Tullahoma
Can figure out why you wanna
Marry somebody like me
Lord knows it ain't for money
You're the club and I'm just country
It's a knock on wood
You still think I'm funny, 'cause
I'd be George Jonesin'
And you'd said, "See you later"
Pray to God I don't ever get served no papers

'Cause if you were my ex-wife
And I saw you at Walmart
And I was with my next wife
Girl, it would be so hard
Even if she had a diamond body and a gold heart
I'd be wishing I was pushing your cart
If you were my ex-wife
I'd feel sorry for my next wife

She'd be losing sleep at night
You'd be starting every fight
She'd say I still love you
I'd say, "No, I don't," but she'd be right
She'd know I can't be hers 'cause I'm yours
Then, baby, you would be the cause of my next divorce

'Cause if you were my ex-wife
And I saw you at Walmart
And I was with my next wife
Girl, it would be so hard
Even if she had a diamond body and a gold heart
I'd be wishing I was pushing your cart
If you were my ex-wife
I'd feel sorry for my next wife

I don't think I could really ever goodbye kiss you
No matter what, I still want to hook it back up with you

'Cause if you were my ex-wife
And I saw you at Walmart
And I was with my next wife
Girl, it would be so hard
If you were my ex-wife
And I saw you at Walmart
And I was with my next wife
Girl, it would be so hard
Even if she had a diamond body and a gold heart
I'd be wishing I was pushing your cart
If you were my ex-wife
I'd feel sorry for my next wife