"Boston Chicken" lyrics

I made a mess in the kitchen, the ashtray's all full
There's mud on the carpet and a turd in the bowl
All the lights are on, and the grass needs mowin'
There's stink in the kitchen 'cause the trash is overflowin'

Now I know I seem lazy, and I act like a jerk
But I know that you'll clean it when you get home from work
You bring home the bacon, and I mistreat you right
So we're goin' out to Boston Chicken tonight

Me and my buddies got wasted last night
Watching a tape of the Holyfield fight
We got the dog high, and he puked on the stairs
Couldn't find a rag so we just left it there

Now I know I seem lazy, and I act like a jerk
But I know that you'll clean it when you get home from work
You bring home the bacon, and I mistreat you right
So we're goin' out to Boston Chicken tonight

Now I know I seem lazy, and I act like a jerk
But I know that you'll clean it when you get home from work
You bring home the bacon, and I mistreat you right
So we're goin' out to Boston Chicken tonight

I clogged up the toilet with paper and crap
I borrowed your car, and I used all the gas
Then I got sleepy so I rested my head
And I dreamed I was swimming and I pissed in the bed

Now I know I seem lazy, and I act like a jerk
But I know that you'll clean it when you get home from work
You bring home the bacon, and I mistreat you right
So we're goin' out to Boston Chicken tonight

Yeah, yeah